Does anyone else do this..Am I weird?

[pris]

My next door neighbor's little girl has a worm in a jar with dirt and she told us that she had a new pet. We told her she would need to keep it in a nice cool damp place. The next day we came home and the jar with the dirt was sitting in the sun...with a dead worm.

The jar is STILL there, 3 months later, and I think about poor wormy every time I come home!!!

[julieburger]

Well Big Bill I am headed back to the therapist now. And Pris I am sure my worm murder guilt will be nightmares tonight worms fried in little jars.

[julieburger]

I don't know if you guys watch the untold stories of the E.R. on TLC but there was one about 3 weeks ago where a lady had cut open her forearms and thighs and had put earthworms in these pouches. She kept saying "I have worms in me". It took a little while to realize she meant literally. When they started taking them out she told the doctor what each of them was named. I think she had 20 or so. They had to get specimen jars and put potting soil in them b/c she would scream if they tried to take them away, she said they were her family. If any of us get to that point then I will think we are weird until then I will go with we are just a bit eccentric.

[Kentfb]

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
In your stomach and out your mouth
They chew your gums, they spit 'em out
They turn them into sauerkraut.


Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
Sittin' in the garden eatin' worms.
First one went down easy,
Second one went down squeezy,
Third one stuck in my throat;
Fourth one choked me,
Fifth one poked me,
Sixth one got my goat!

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Eating_Worms/

[Nighthunter]

Originally Posted by julieburger

I pick them up off the driveway after the rain.

ME TO! Maybe I'm not so weird!

[rip]

Snack time ! Our favorite gourmet worm recipes

[julieburger]

We are some sick and bored individuals.

[Kentfb]

Twas a grand fine day when two worms did meet,
And paused thereupon a dirt clod to greet.

'Good day' ventured he - such a handsome worm boy.
'Good day' smiled she, whilst behaving quite coy.

'Tis a fine day' said he, 'for a nice wormly walk.
'May I entreat upon thee, for a kind wormly talk?'

'My worm!' replied she, 'Thou art too sweet for me,
'Such a dashing young worm, you could have any worm you see!'

'But nay!' he protested, 'such could never be true,
'For I have but one eye and that eye is for you!

'I have searched all the garden, to find it quite bare,
'No worm matches thee, never here nor any where!'

She giggled, 'Thou dost flatter, and cause me to blush!
'But tell me, is this true love or a mere wormly crush?'

Then with heart did he woo her and describe all her charms,
Of how he longed so to hold her - if he only had arms.

And so they talked and they laughed and wriggled hours away,
Till the day passed to night and then back into day.

Until the morn found them close and as oft one discovers,
To their surprise, through the night, they had both become lovers.

But there is more to their story, for he found tears in her eye,
He said, 'My dear, but I love you! What could cause you to cry?'

'I love you too,' did she whisper, 'but it just cannot be!
'For, my darling, dashing worm, I'm the other end of thee!'.

'I know that dearest,' he replied, 'or did you think me unclever?'
'It only proves, my sweet worm, that we were meant to be together!'

[mallardman68]

" I realized that I was feeding them self-rising cornmeal. They all blewed up."


......that is hilarious

[julieburger]

It may be funny but it is true.