Does anyone else do this..Am I weird?

[Kentfb]

They better like dust because i'm getting creamated and scattered on the property I lived all my life.

[bigbillinsc]

That hillbilly.... yeah he tasted like good farm dirt, a lil chewy though....

[julieburger]

Hillbillies all gristle.

[bigbillinsc]

theres a good bit of fat in here as well....and to hear my wife tell it.... its most of my head.. she told me the fastest way to get rid of ugly fat would be to loose my head....LMAO....

[julieburger]

Tell her it is a flotation device.

[julieburger]

All right Big Bill it was your job to keep the worms happy but you dropped the ball. Now those danged worms are hiding all my silver coins (course they hid em before this too). So get your big flotation device to work and give me some new worm info.

[Kentfb]

Bill may be busy so I found these.
Worm Jokes

When you want to get really good and grubby, try out our new worm jokes. We’ve got a whole can of worm jokes to help keep you and your friends laughing all day!

Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Q. What do worms leave round their baths? A. The scum of the earth.
Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world? A. Global Worming.
Q. Why did the worm cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What kind of worm do you use for math? A. An Inch Worm
Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield? A. He was going in one ear and out the other.
Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!
Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far? A. It gets in-dig-estion
Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant? A. Big holes in your garden.
Q. What is the best advice to give a worm? A. Sleep late!
Q. How do you stop the Blob from eating worms? A. Give him a good slug.

[bigbillinsc]

i am so sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrry for dropping the ball on this one ..... this is a good post and yes we need to keep it alive just for humor...thanx for remindin me

[The TINMAN]

All the Worms I Find I Attack Train So if you come around my place BE FORWORMED!


The TINMAN

[EPC Guy]

Originally Posted by Kentfb

Bill may be busy so I found these.
Worm Jokes

When you want to get really good and grubby, try out our new worm jokes. We’ve got a whole can of worm jokes to help keep you and your friends laughing all day!

Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Q. What do worms leave round their baths? A. The scum of the earth.
Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world? A. Global Worming.
Q. Why did the worm cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What kind of worm do you use for math? A. An Inch Worm
Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield? A. He was going in one ear and out the other.
Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!
Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far? A. It gets in-dig-estion
Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant? A. Big holes in your garden.
Q. What is the best advice to give a worm? A. Sleep late!
Q. How do you stop the Blob from eating worms? A. Give him a good slug.

LMAO! These are so terrible - they're funny!