Does anyone else do this..Am I weird?

[sheriobailey]

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale.
"No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"
Trying to convince him further, "Now the Mummy worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm."
"No, she isn't," said Johnny.
"Why not?"
"Because I ate her first!"

[MinelabMan]

My daughter is an RN in pediatric oncology and she gets children that are pretty sick. This came out (on it's own) of a little girl's (4 years old) nose on who was in a lot of pain. I don't know how she's able to do her job, I don't think I could handle children in such distress. It really makes you realize how blessed you are!

[Kentfb]

Originally Posted by EPC Guy

LMAO! These are so terrible - they're funny!

Its hard to find good worm jokes these days.

[julieburger]

Thank you boys and girls I needed my worm fix.

[gordiesgirl]

Thanks to kent and sherry For the worm jokes. They're bad but too funny.

[sheriobailey]

The worm
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspary, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

[sheriobailey]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation -


What can you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

[julieburger]

Sheri that was great.

[pghbob]

them worms need all the help they can get good job

[toye026]

I put them in a container and take them home to my turtle. He loves them.