Does anyone else do this..Am I weird?

[sheriobailey]

The Mind Blowing Computer Worm devoured the Internet*
In the wee hours of January 1, 2000 a huge computer worm spread abruptly throughout the Internet. Dubbed FAT DADDY because someone was smoking a fat cigar, and also known as stinky britches and smelly drawers, the worm has infected an estimated 200 trillion systems within micro seconds. Experts are calling this worm the most flatulent since February 11,1970
The worm exploits a hole in peoples pants that was first identified two months before by S.O.B Security. In an attempt to secure the planet, S.O.B Security released detailed information about the vulnerability and how to exploit it. They also mentioned how to fix it, but apparently no one listened. Coincidentally, the worm that exploited this hole was also first identified by S.O.B Security. Even more coincidentally, they make a product to protect against WORMS.
"Actually, it's not really a virus, it's an actual WORM said Sammy. " A true virus works by infecting your computer."
The worm's payload eats every system by eating the dirty underpants in laundry baskets. Comparatively speaking, this is much worse than regular computer worms but not as bad as a tapeworm. The computers of earth were hit the hardest. Current damage is estimated at hundreds of trillions of dollars. " This worm has the potential to eat all the under wear in the known world," said Sammy. " It just goes to show you that even your underwear is not safe around a computer."
Though there is no way to protect against this particular WORM, experts recommend trying long john‘s or going cowboy (OH MY!), neither of which matter, since nobody will do it anyway.

[Buster]

Bad worm, bad worm......Buster..................:grinningelf:

[Captain]

well there is only zillions on top of zillions of worms in the ground.

If your a person that likes fishing, try this next time you befor you go-
find a small sapling, about 3in dia. wack it off about two feet above the ground, get and old hand saw... notch out some of the teeth of the saw blade. Then clear out any leaves around the sapling, then use a saw action to make a major vibation by sawing over the top of the sapling you cut. .. Continue for a few min. then watch the worms that appear.. somtimes 50 to 100 if it is a good spot.
true story..

[gordiesgirl]

The worm thread is back. I wonder how that happened? Ummmmmmm
Worms glorious worms

[Captain]

Scary hu

[gordiesgirl]

Q-What is the glow worms favorite son?

A-Wake me up before you glow glow.

Q-who is the worm's prime minister?

A-Maggot Thatcher

Q-What do you get when you cross a worm and a young goat?

A-A dirty kid

Q-What does a worm leave around the tub after a bath?

A- The scum of the earth.

Q-How can you tell which end of the worm is the head?

A-Tickle the worm and see which end laughs.

Q-What do you get when the worms take over the world?

A- Global worming.

Q-What was the worm doing in the corn field?

A- going in one ear and out the other.

[sheriobailey]

Loved those GG!!!

[sheriobailey]

The worm found while on a dig at the beach. Not in the Tequila bottle on the table lol... The WORM lives on!!!!


The only thing that I found while on my hunt with Christina and Gordan while they where in Beaufort, SC.

[gordiesgirl]

If you had kept Diggin, I am sure you would have found something. Don't you ever listen to Pappy. Where theres a worm theres a find. The worm thread lives on. Way cool.

[EPC Guy]

Originally Posted by gordiesgirl

Q-What is the glow worms favorite son?

A-Wake me up before you glow glow.

Q-who is the worm's prime minister?

A-Maggot Thatcher

Q-What do you get when you cross a worm and a young goat?

A-A dirty kid

Q-What does a worm leave around the tub after a bath?

A- The scum of the earth.

Q-How can you tell which end of the worm is the head?

A-Tickle the worm and see which end laughs.

Q-What do you get when the worms take over the world?

A- Global worming.

Q-What was the worm doing in the corn field?

A- going in one ear and out the other.

Christine - those have to be the WORST jokes ever....kind of makes ya wonder why I'm sitting here cracking up!
Thanks for posting these!