"you May Be Country If"

[chemlabrat]

You might be country if... you are MD'ing in your back yard and find a broken washing machine buried in it. Yeah, happened to me today.

[PAPPY]

ALRIGHT !!!!!! WELCOME TO THE FAMILY !

[PAPPY]

You strung persimmon blossoms to wear as necklaces and bracelets until your Grandma told you that the persimmon tree sprang up where the old outhouse once stood.

You picked June bugs from blackberry vines, tied strings to their legs, watched them fly in circles around your head, and then returned them safely to the blackberry vines.

When you lost weight, everyone told you "You sure have fallen off."

[bloodyknees]

you spread a quilt in the yard on a cool summer evening to look at the stars and see what images you can make of them. It's fun at least 'til your mon comes out, fly-swatter in hand saying, "bring her good quilt in and get the old one".

Al

[PAPPY]

You find a bluetail lizard tap dancing in your bathroom sink and you swat it and the tail breaks off and starts dancing with the lizard

Grandma flushes bluetail lizards down the john.

Grandpa shoots turtles in his pond out the living room window with a .22 rifle

You know that cooter snappers and crawdads are better for catching catfish in the river in early spring and that hellgrammites are good anytime !

[PAPPY]

You know that a whistle pig and a groundhog is the same animal.

Your Father needed only to touch his belt buckle to get the young'ns to be quiet.

Cucumber boats always floated better in the still water of the creek.

Your Grandpa gave you your first job at age 6 or 7 pickin buckets of taters in the field, and you got a ticket for each bucket and cashed them in for a penny each on Saturday morning.

[PAPPY]

If you have ever been to a BARN RASIN'

If you have ever been to a CORN SHUCKIN'

If you have ever been to a QUILTIN BEE

If you have ever had to walk from the house 100 yards at 2 o'clock in the morning to get to the toilet ! (ESPECIALLY IN THE ICE AND SNOW) !

[creekrat]

pappy, you left out going to a hog trimmin.......pappy that 60 yards to the bath room,there was a book wrote on that and the author was willie makeit ,,,,creek

[PAPPY]

YEP...BEEN THERE..DONE THAT...LOL

His brother( DIDIE MAKEIT) wrote a follow-up book called RUN FOR YOU LIFE !

THANKS CREEK

[busasamurai]

Score 3 points per correct answer. You're given 1 point to start.
Answers follow below, so don't peek.....

1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3. Bill Dance is good at what?
4. What university does Bill Dance root for?
5. Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9. What is a chigger?
10. What is scrapple?
11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,_______________.
14. What's the common name for a bowfin?
15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17. What are grits made out of?
18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
23. Where would you find Vidalia County?
24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28. What is a scuppernong?
29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31. What color is a John Deere?
32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?