"you May Be Country If"

[PAPPY]

You know that a whistle pig and a groundhog is the same animal.

Your Father needed only to touch his belt buckle to get the young'ns to be quiet.

Cucumber boats always floated better in the still water of the creek.

Your Grandpa gave you your first job at age 6 or 7 pickin buckets of taters in the field, and you got a ticket for each bucket and cashed them in for a penny each on Saturday morning.

[PAPPY]

If you have ever been to a BARN RASIN'

If you have ever been to a CORN SHUCKIN'

If you have ever been to a QUILTIN BEE

If you have ever had to walk from the house 100 yards at 2 o'clock in the morning to get to the toilet ! (ESPECIALLY IN THE ICE AND SNOW) !

[creekrat]

pappy, you left out going to a hog trimmin.......pappy that 60 yards to the bath room,there was a book wrote on that and the author was willie makeit ,,,,creek

[PAPPY]

YEP...BEEN THERE..DONE THAT...LOL

His brother( DIDIE MAKEIT) wrote a follow-up book called RUN FOR YOU LIFE !

THANKS CREEK

[busasamurai]

Score 3 points per correct answer. You're given 1 point to start.
Answers follow below, so don't peek.....

1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3. Bill Dance is good at what?
4. What university does Bill Dance root for?
5. Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
9. What is a chigger?
10. What is scrapple?
11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,_______________.
14. What's the common name for a bowfin?
15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
17. What are grits made out of?
18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
23. Where would you find Vidalia County?
24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28. What is a scuppernong?
29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
31. What color is a John Deere?
32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
    

[busasamurai]

1. 7
2. 43, red and blue
3. Fishin'
4. University of Tennessee
5. University of Georgia
6. Hard peanuts
7. 283
8. French
9. A red bug (small parasite)
10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11. Panama City, FL
12. Spanish moss
13. Evinrude
14. Mudfish
15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
16. Hank Williams
17. Corn
18. Paul Bryant
19. Because of the pollen
20. "The Recipe"
21. Helen
22. WSM
23. Georgia
24. Calf roping
25. Mandolin
26. 5
27. The same thing
28. A wild grape
29. Yes
30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
31. Green
32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
33. Tobacco
    

[busasamurai]

Thought you would get a kick out of this

[PAPPY]

THANKS !!! I MISSED 3...PAPPY

[norris]

*In the fall, you split open a persimmon seed to see what kind of winter you will have.
*First of the New Year you get the new edition of The Farmers Almanac.
*You finally got your first television. It was black&white with a round screen, and you had to put an antenna on top of the house, so you could get 2 channels, if you were lucky.
*You kept a sack of lime in the out house.
*When a car or truck came down your road, you knew who they were.
*Usually had to ride or drive something to the mailbox, and back.
*Was glad to get hand-me-downs.
*When you went to town, you could get a hamburger, chips, and a coke for .25c. (now I'm telling my age)
*A full cotton sack weighed 100lbs.
*You had a root cellar to keep onions, and potatos in.
*On New Years Day you had a jar of black-eyed peas that Momma canned last summer.

[PAPPY]

GREAT STUFF NORRIS !!!

You caught you momma's chickens with a red worm and cane pole.

You searched for gizzard rocks in the chicken lot.

You dove from the top girder of an iron span bridge.

The whole family shucked corn by kerosene lantern, and the boys hoped to find a red ear that would prophesy getting a pretty girl.