"you May Be Country If"

[norris]

chow-chow on blackeyed peas, fried potatos, & cornbread; pretty good eaten.

[PAPPY]

DARN RIGHT !! AND A BIG COLD GLASS OF BUTTERMILK !

[PAPPY]

You say "up 'ere and down 'ere."

You know that Brunswick stew and real barbecue can only be cooked on oak or hickory fires.

All small cracker snacks are called "nabs" regardless of the manufacturer.

Grape soda is a purple coke.

The real drink for nabbing is a brownie.

[norris]

Now your talking pappy. Maybe a fresh slice of onion. Then later for a snack you get a piece of that cornbread, and break it up into another glass of that cold buttermilk, get a spoon, and pig-out. Don't get any better than that.

Pappy; you said at the start of this thread, that you may have created a monster. Well if that's what it is, then it's been an awful good one. I'll bet this is the longest one ever. Is there anyway you can find out without much trouble. I sure have enjoyed it.

Norris is right. I also just love this thread.
It brings back so many memories that I had forgotten about.

[PAPPY]

THANKS NORRIS ! Cornbread and Buttermilk...You just planned my dinner for today....

[norris]

Your very welcome neighbor. If you weren't so far away, I'd love to come over, and have some with you.

[PAPPY]

If you have to get out like I did this morning and look for the cow that got out last night...LOL..Found her Boobie !!!!

P.S. Cost me $40.00 for the salve I had to get to put on her cut after she got out and wandered away

[creekrat]

you mite be country if your alarm system looks like thisin ..

[PAPPY]

You got the RAZOR STRAP on the wall if you didn't behave !

You caught horny heads with red worms and a cane pole.

You tried to tie a tight knot in "Love Knot" vine (dodder) to see if she really loved you.

You know that the best way to grow something is just to throw the seeds out into the wind.

Your favorite pets have been green anoles you have caught in your backyard.