"you May Be Country If"

[pris]

Awwww!!! Woolly Worms I love wooly worms!

[bigbillinsc]

Ya got more corn in mason jars under the back porch than you have cans of corn in the kitchen pantry....

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL thats smooth.

[bigbillinsc]

the whiskey you make is alot better than your school grades....

[bigbillinsc]

you know yer country if yer idea of multitasking is makin soap and liquor at the same time over tha same FARR

[PAPPY]

You have used kerosene or turpentine for medicinal purposes.

You know how to recycle a Sears catalog.

You know that you keep your cows in a born.

You know what window lights are, and you have washed them every spring.

You know what it means when your MA says to "wrap him one." ( My MA had a dog that would jump up on visitors, and she would say, ("Roll up that newspaper and warp him one.")

You have gone sledding on a fodder shock

You know how to make your own wine, livermush and chow chow.

[norris]

chow chow on blackeyed peas w/fried potatos, and cornbread; mighty tasty: Now that's country eatin.

[PAPPY]

You AIN'T KIDDING Norris !!!

[PAPPY]

You are at work and it starts to rain, but you know the neighbors will get your clothes off the line.

You know Monday is wash day.

You take your shoes off and walk through mud puddles.

You know what hose pipes are.

Before using anything that runs on gas you have to work at least an hour on it.

Your Pap ask "How do ya like them apples".

[norris]

I got a good warping once for breakin a window light with a rock.

If your Ma has ever neddled your legs. Got that for breakin a window light too.

If you've ever spent the whole morning snappin string beans while your Ma was cannin them.

You hate havin to break in a new pair of overhauls.

You know what pee-pees are.

You know that blackberrys & chiggars go together.

Your Ma saves all the left over vegtables & meat in the freezer so she can make soup later.

You know what hot water corn bread is.

Would love to have some of that soup with hot water corn bread and a cold glass of buttermilk right now. How bout you Pappy?

[PAPPY]

OH Yes Sir Buddy !