"you May Be Country If"

[PAPPY]

Today we are starting the "YOU MAY BE COUNTRY IF" for all the "COUNTRY FOLK" HERE (THAT REMEMBERS THESE THINGS) AND ALL THE "WANT TO BE" COUNTRY FOLK HERE. I will be posting country sayings and doing's each and every day weather permittin..Should be fun ! PAPPY

[PAPPY]

YOU MAY BE COUNTRY IF...Your favorite part of summer is workin' in the garden with your Grandpaw, then sittin' on the front porch in the evening eatin' watermelon.

[PAPPY]

BY THE WAY....EVERYONE FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN AT ANY TIME WITH YOUR SAYINGS TOO !

[bigjohn]

ok now this is all true out here. ya mite be country if ya got your first coat of winter wax on the tractors,or ya got to chase the hens out of the kitchen(the ones that run in the back door when you go out) ya mite be country if your home entertainment center is a new job site radio.
ya might be country if ya cook more outside than inside. and the smoker still looks great.

[norris]

you might be country if: when your dad got back from the ice house, you set on top of the ice cream maker, while your brother turned the handle, then when he got tired, he sit on it while you turned the crank handle. When we couldn't crank it anymore, Daddy would finish it off. Best ice cream in the world. (Execpt for the head ache)

[bigjohn]

ya might be country when ya have to feed your alarm system.

[bigjohn]

ya might be country ifn ya dont have trash pick up. but when you clean the freg. it goes in the upper field for the critters.an the burn barrel is in the middle of the upper yard. and recyclin is a bottle dump.(dang somebody is gonna love me in 150 years.) and anything else, ya got to sneak into work to put in the dumpster.

[bigjohn]

ya mite be country when your side arm aint a gun but a tool.

[bigjohn]

ya might bbe country when ya got elect. and a computer and storms an doppler radar is more important than the stock market. dang i wish this was a contest.

[bigjohn]

Originally Posted by Free2Dtect

You might be country, if your grandmother sends you to get the eggs. While doing so, you drop your chewing gum and think you found it three times.

thers your sign.