For Greg And John

[RingDancer]

Pappy, lol!!!! I am from the south and I just wanted to let YALL know I just don't like them there grits!!!!!!!!

lol!!!!!

Pat

Keep it coming Pappy!! They should fit right in!!!!!

[PAPPY]

THEM THAR GRITS IS GOOD STUFF PAT !!!!...PAPPY

[robzombie852]

yuck... i guess we yankees just have smarter tastbuds. ;)

[JohnWPA]

Pappy your funny.....that's what I like a good sense of humor but when these Northern boys come down there....were going to tear that ground apart!!!!! JOHN

[PAPPY]

SURE HOPE YOU HELP ME TEAR SOME OF THIS GROUND UP JOHN...WE HAVE TO TO GET TO THAT THAR TREASURE...PAPPY

[PAPPY]

CAGE-USED FOR TESTING TIRE PRESSURE
CALK-MUST BE REMOVED TO DRINK THE CONTENTS OF A JUG
CALLER-THE LEATHER STRAP AROUND A DOG'S NECK
CAMPHOR-SMOKEY THE BEAR WARNS THAT IT SHOULD BE THOROUGHLY EXTINGUISHED.
CANE CHEW-WHY CANE CHEW COME TO MAH PARDEE?
CARTONS-LACY ONES MAKE A DREARY ROOM LOOK CHEERY
CATTLE-THE UTENSIL IN WHICH YOU BILE WATER
CAUGHT-A SMALL BED
CHAIR-C'MON NOW, LET'S HAIR A BIG CHAIR FOR THE TEAM
CHEER-WHAT YOU SIT ON AT THE DINNER TABLE
CHESS-A MAN, NOT A WOMAN, HAS HAIR GROWING ON HIS
CLAWS-SOME CHILDREN NEVER LEARN TO CLAWS DOORS.
CLOSE-SMALL CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS GROWING OUT OF THESE
COAL-YOU USUALLY GET THE SNIFFEES IF YOU HAVE THIS IN YOUR HEAD.
COAST-EVERYTHING COASTS MORE TODAY.
COAT-WHEN HIZZONER THE JEDGE ENTERS, THE COAT'S CALLED INTO SESSION
COED-TO PROCEED...COED AN EAT YO'RE SUPPER
COLD-WHAT YOU DID ON THE TELEPHONE TO TALK TO SOMEBODY
CONDUIT-WHAT PAPPY SAYS WHEN HE IS ASKED TO HELP WITH THE DISHES..CONDUIT !!
COT-WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU CAME HOME LATE...YOU COT IT !!
COURT-THE WIRE CONTAINER YOU PUSH AROUND IN THE SUPER MARKET.
CRAP-NOT A DICE GAME BUT AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTS GROWN AND HARVESTED, SUCH AS A TOBACCO CRAP OR A CORN CRAP..PAPPY HAIN'T MADE A GOOD TOBACCO CRAP IN TWO YEARS.
CUP-PLACE OF CONFINEMENT FOR CHICKENS. THEM HENS KEEP GETTIN OUT OF THE CHICKEN CUP.

HAVE FUN ALL.....PAPPY

[robzombie852]

haha lmao i love the conduit one.

[Gregory]

I guess I should'nt make fun but this is too funny

[PAPPY]

DAZE-"The jedge give Pappy thirty DAZE"
DEBBLE-MINT-NOT a chewing gum but to misbehave, i.e. "Woolly did it jes' fer DEBBLE-MINT."
DIDY-Not what you put on a baby, but it's your father.
DOG-"Uncle Rafe buried a fruit jar o' money in a hole he DOG"
DOUGH-What you open if someone knocks.."Go see who's at the front DOUGH"
DRAW-What you pull out of a bureau
DUNCE-What you learn to do at a DUNCE studio
DUKE-To hide, i.e. "I seen a feller DUKE in behint the barn".

[Jeb]

As a Britt, could i ask, is there as much rivalry still between the South and the North as there used to be? Here in Wales we are split between the North and the South . Only we concider ourselves on a par with the Southers States of america, (Up North Wales area) if that makes any sense, The Capitals in the South. and were governed by the South ,and the South get all the government money spent more on it , than the North. We have the nicer countryside though LOL