For Greg And John

[robzombie852]

omg hard as woodpecker lips. i just saw that. i spit my sprite out and laughed for 5 mins strait.

[PAPPY]

OGRE-A tool for boring holes
ORNERY-Besides regular pallbearers, they appoint some ORNERY ones
OLE'-What Pappy is gettin to be

PAPPY

[PAPPY]

PAINS-You'll always find a lot of these in a brand new shirt
PARSON-Not a clergyman but Ever' PARSON on Arth
PASTOR-A field where livestock graze
PAT-Portion..i.e. The funny page PAT of the noosepaper's missin
PAUNCH-Say the wrong thing and this is what you can get right in the nose.
PEARS-Appearance..i.e..She PEARS to be sickly
PEONYS-It takes five of these to make a nickel
PIN-This PIN don't write, hit's outten eenk
PINT-What you get when you sit on a tack.
PITCHER-Not what you pour cream from, but what you hang on the wall
PLAY-IT-What food is served on..A pepper PLAY-IT is used for picnics.
PRESERVED-These seats usually cost a little more
POACH-A place to sit and relax in the summer
POE-Not Edgar Allen, but what you're supposed to be if you're on welfare
POET-To transfer a liquid..Don't you dost POET in the sink
POLICE-A term of politeness all southern children are taught..i.e. POLICE get off my foot, ya clumsy ox!
POKE-Meat from a hog.
PRAYS-What is heaped upon a hero.
PRIZE-What has to be done to a stuck window or can lid..You PRIZE it
PUDDING-You're PUDDIN me on
PUTTY-What you are if you're not ugly

PAPPY

[creekrat]

pernearit......pappy we are pertnearit there.......

[PAPPY]

QUITIN- I'm Quittin my job down at the still tomorrow. They Dast pay me nuff.
RAID-The color of your face when you are embarrassed
RASIN-What race car drivers will be doing today at the Daytona 500
RASIN-#2.-What some people won't listen to
RIFLE-Organizations promote these, but so far we've never purchased a lucky ticket.
ROUGH-The cover over a building
RUIN-A car won't do this without gas
RULE-Mah dog RULES over fer a piece of jelly RULE
RUM-Enclosed space in a building.. Like the Bedrum
RUNT-If sweet cider turns "horde" that's fine, but if it turns to vinegar, Pappy says "It's RUNT."
RUST-You should do this after working all day.
RUTS-Trees grow these to keep from falling over
SALARY-This can be a noisy vegetable to eat
SANE-"Ah cain't unnerstan a word your'e SANE"
SASS-Made by stewing apples
SEED-Not what you put in the "grind" to grow, but "Ah just SEED Matty in the grocery sto"
SHADE-Storage building for tools or wood.
SHARES- What MA uses to cut Pappy's Har.
SHED-The act of removing clothing
SHOT-Ya sawed that board too SHOT. It needs to be longer.
SIN-Our beautiful southern beaches are covered with SIN or I got SIN in ma shoes
SINNER-A person in the last year of high school or college..My li'l Polly is goin to the SINNER prom.
SKULL-What some kids drop out from.
SNEAK-When encountered by man, this reptile has a short life expectancy..Mr. No-shoulders
SNOWS-Many a wife is kept awake nights by a husband who SNOWS.
SOT-Not a drunk, but what you've done when you rested your body weight on your hind end.
SOOT-A tailor takes your measurements for this..I have one blue SOOT.
SQUAW-Fair, honest and just...He's a SQUAW shooter.
SPELL-Period of time...Come and sit a SPELL
STARS-Climbing up and down these is not good if you have heart trouble.
START-Today's movies show girls running around START neecked.
STEER-You do this to coffee after adding sugar and cream.
STOCK-A big white bird that brings babies.
STOMP-Postage you look and paste on an envelope.
STUD-What the boy did on the burning deck.
STUMP-Barefoot boys do this to their big toes.
STUN-David flung one to drop Goliath.

[PAPPY]

TAR-If one blows out, it's nice to have a spare.
TARRED-How a person feels after a hard day's work.
TEXAS-Compulsory payments to support the government.
TICK-Remove...TICK yo're hands off'n me !!
TIN-Two more than "eh-et" one more than "Noine."
TOAD-Direction.."Turn left and take I-85 TOAD Atlanta."
TOKEN-Taken, He was TOKEN to the horsepiddle with pennyciders.
TOLL-Whar's Pappy? Ah TOLL Pappy to git out and go to work.
TON-You'll have to TON your car around, you're headed in the wrong direction.
TONE-Ripped, "He got his pants TONE."
TOY-What a man wears around his neck
TRUE-Threw. i.e. He TRUE his fish poles in the car and lit out
TUCK-MA NEVER TUCK a drink in her whole life.

HAVE FUN.....PAPPY

[PAPPY]

VARNISH-To disappear..He VARNISHED out sight.
VIRUS-An assortment...VIRUS people live in this town.
VOICE-Clamping device used on a workbench.
WAIST-Cowboys live out in the WAIST
WANGS-Birds use these to fly
WAR-You'll find it strung between telephone poles.
WARD-Umpires always have the last WARD in the game.
WARM-Used on a hook for fish bait
WARRANT-He WARRANT much in the fight
WASHES-Hope yours come true!!!!
WEARY-It doesn't do any good to WEARY.Everything will turn out just fine.
WEEK- What you light at the end of a candle
WHEEL-Jonah spent a short vacation in its belly
WIT-What you'll get if you find yourself caught in a cloud-bust
WRENCH-This is done after washin the dishes
YALE-Le'ss hair a big YALE fur our School
YEAR-You have one on each side of your head.
YEARN-He works hard but don't YEARN much.

WELL, By no means did we cover all of the Southern Language but we did break off the tip of the iceberg. Hope you have had fun...I DID...PAPPY

[robzombie852]

very funny pappy, thanks.