For Greg And John

[PAPPY]

I promised GREG and JOHN that I would help them with the "SOUTHERN LANGUAGE" before they made a trip down here to MD with me so they would seem like they would fit in real good. I'll start with the "A'" Boy's SOOOOO HERE GOES......

ABBOT-Talking when you should be listening is a bad ABBOT
ABLAZE-Location, i.e. "I know ABLAZE you kin git good corn"
ABODE-A wooden plank
ACORN-"Whar's the boys?"--They's ACORN fishin
AIM-What you intend to do, i.e. "Ah AIM to be thar."
AIN'T- The sister of one of your parents.
AIR- "AIR you goin' t' town?"
A-PINT-What the "shuriff" has to do when he wants a "deppity."
ARE- What you breathe, i.e. "His house is ARE-Conditioned."
AX-"Don't AX so many questions."

Tomorrow we will learn or B's......PAPPY

[treasurehunter00]

Pappy u are some teacher, them boy's should fit right in by the end of the class . lol............jack

[robzombie852]

pappy....omg... i laughed my pants off.

[Jeb]

Yal come back now fer sum gritts, Hows that for a Britt??? (LOL.. I don`t even know what Gritts are)

[Gregory]

Thanks Pap, Hey, I art grits once ya all....I thunk it was down in georgia when i went a visiting some kin

[PAPPY]

You Boy's JUST WAIT until we get to the "B's" Tomorrow....PAPPY

[robzombie852]

grits are an oatmeal type food.

[PAPPY]

NOOOOOOOO, GRITS IS GROUND CORN....PAPPY

[PAPPY]

BAD-A PLACE FOR SLEEP OR REST.
BAG-To reverse, i.e, "Mah car BAG-Fired."
BAIL-This rings at the church on Sunday moring.
BAIT-What people do on "hawse" racing
BALD-Ham and cabbage is very tasty in this condition
BALL-What you do to crabs when dropped in hot water
BALKS-A container, i.e., A mail Balks
BAR-This animal's skin makes a nice rug providing he isn't using it
BARD-"He BARD mah shove and h'aint fetched hit back."
BARE-A lot of this foamy beverage is consumed on hot days
BARLEY-Ah BARLEY mad it fore the sto closed.
BARTER-The higher priced spread
BEAD-See BAD
BECKON-Usually served with aigs and breckfuss
BEEHIVE-Yo chillun stop fightin and BEEHIVE
BEGGER-Some people just naturally grow this way over smaller people.
BEND-An instrumental group.
BET-Violent blows, i.e. He BET Pappy on the haid somethin shameful
BILE- What you do to coffee.
BLOAT-Ole' Chigger BLOAT a hole clean through a revnoor.
BOAT-What you've done when you purchase something, i.e. Pappy BOAT a new car.
BONE-Blessed event, i.e. Ah was BONE in Belux-cee Mississippi
BOMB-A tropical tree, i.e. Pappy's fast asleep unner a BOMB tree.
BOTTLE-An engagement, military or otherwise, i.e. My folks BOTTLE most the time.
BOY-To make a purchase.
BRAID-The staff of life, also used for toeset.
BROOK-Rafe fell outen a tree and BROOK his arm
BUB-What you continually seem to be screwing into a light socket
BUCKS-Libraries are filled with these.
BUM-What people all over the world fear..The H-BUM
BUN-What will happen to toeest if you don't watch it.
BUNK-An institution where money can be deposited or withdrawn.
BURRO-With good credit you can do this from a BUNK
BUS-What topless waitresses expose more or less..

"C'S" ARE TOMORROW BOY'S AND GIRL'S....PAPPY

[treasurehunter00]

Hello pappy , as soon as i can see again going to print these out, just too many tears right now , a good education is hard to beat............jack