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[Buster]

Good one..............Buster......

[bbqcook]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other
day,and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13....'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little
gap in the planks and looked through to see what was
going on.

Some one poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

[anne]

[Kentfb]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one... [/font]

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Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
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[/font]Dear Mom,[FONT='Arial','sans-serif'][/font]

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
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Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

[Tn Dirt Digger]

....Now that's funny rite thar.......I don't care what anybody says!...That's a good-en!

[anne]

I'm liking it

[leesumm]

A grandma was babysitting her grandson. He ran in from outside and asked her , "Grandma, who do you call it when two people sleep together and one is on top of the other one ?'
She thought a minute and decided to to tell him the truth. " It's called sexual intercourse " she said. The grandson said "okay" and ran back outside to play with Johnny.
A little while later he came back in and said, "Grandma, its not called sexual intercourse, its called bunk beds and Johnny's mom wants to talk to you".
Taken from the local town paper .

[Buster]

Those were good ones.............Buster..........:rofl :

[anne]

I'm not getting the pictures Kent

[Digging Fool]

I overheard someone telling another that the "secret was out" about the ingredients of Viagra. He went on to say that Viagra consists of 10% sugar(candy), and 90% Fix-A-Flat