I smell like.......

[ERnurse]

Originally Posted by prizm-pal

After a day of heavy drinking... I was about 18 years old then... and camping and these were the tent days and man thoose tents heat up rather quickly... well I went to the mens room no showers there.. and would be couple hours before I went to the lake for bath... well I kinda smelled.... so I took the urnial cake you know the hockey puck shaped white thing from the urnial ran under hot water for couple minutes couple quick passes under my arm ... and presto was smelling pretty dapper for sure!

[The TINMAN]

Chick, I'll have to remember that in case I'm out and need a quick Fix.
MT.. Glad Ya didn't lose your sight. That had to sting Bad !

[gordiesgirl]

That is funny, You should sent your story to Jimmy Dean, They might make a commercial out of you.

[prizm-pal]

Yeah Tin worked for me... just remember to rinse it first...and return to urinal when done ..and don't try to light cigarettes you find there I have heck of a time getting them lit!

[Docs]

I knew there was a reason I quit drinking.
Docs

[ERnurse]

Originally Posted by gordiesgirl

That is funny, You should sent your story to Jimmy Dean, They might make a commercial out of you.

That's a good one GG.

[ObMiT]

Originally Posted by prizm-pal

After a day of heavy drinking... I was about 18 years old then... and camping and these were the tent days and man thoose tents heat up rather quickly... well I went to the mens room no showers there.. and would be couple hours before I went to the lake for bath... well I kinda smelled.... so I took the urnial cake you know the hockey puck shaped white thing from the urnial ran under hot water for couple minutes couple quick passes under my arm ... and presto was smelling pretty dapper for sure!

That just ain't right!!

[pris]

Originally Posted by prizm-pal

After a day of heavy drinking... I was about 18 years old then... and camping and these were the tent days and man thoose tents heat up rather quickly... well I went to the mens room no showers there.. and would be couple hours before I went to the lake for bath... well I kinda smelled.... so I took the urnial cake you know the hockey puck shaped white thing from the urnial ran under hot water for couple minutes couple quick passes under my arm ... and presto was smelling pretty dapper for sure!

Hey, Chick...psssst...I wouldn't admit to this if I were you...just a pointer.

[DonnaM]

Ew. That's disgusting! No more k?
Hmmm well the vet told me to mix half white vinegar and half rubbing alcohol to put in my dogs' ears after swimming to prevent ear infections. I put the stuff in an old nasal saline solution bottle. Removed that label and wrote in LARGE black letters with magic marker DOG EAR DROPS.
Hubby regularly used the saline solution for his sinus problem.
You guessed it. In his haste one day he squirted the vinegar/alcohol mixture into his nostrils. It was horrible. I don't even want to discuss it anymore. The guilt still consumes me.

[pris]

Okay, so this has nothing to do with soaps or smell good stuff, but more with confusing one thing for another.

Noelle and I were camping and re-used a water bottle to put a bit of to mix with some fruit juices over the weekend. We didn't end up using any on Friday night because that's when we set up camp. Anyway, I went to grab a water from the cooler when we turned in for the night and woke up to Noelle waving her arms all over the place. I sat up and turned the flashlight on. She wasn't talking, but looked at me like she was trying not to spit whatever was in her mouth out. She had just taken a big huge swig of Vodka!! We sure got a good laugh out of it the next day.