Death & Taxes!

[Cash1977]

When you get your tax refund and tax rebate, will it go to:
Bills?
Wife?
Kids?
Bank?
Metal Detecting?
?

[Joker]

Its come and gone, but I would have to answer all the above!

[Buster]

Mine will most likely go toward some bills...Hope not, but it will...Buster...

[mtpockets]

A Refund !!!

What part of The IRS is mine.. its all THEIRS THE-IRS

[Riff]

I usually have to pay. If I get any back, it will be enough to buy a penny stock or a gallon or two of gas to help get me to the Upper Peninsula.

Riff

[liquid1]

House renovations....

[Deefburger]

But it wasn't theirs when they lent it to us!
The Fed sold OUR future (An "Official" IOU) to China and then charged us interest to "Borrow" it.
Ponzi Scheme!
The The-IRS want's to take some back, you know, that money that was our future.They say we OWE it.?
Now we got Bernake throttling the heck out of "the money machine" and Dang! The throttle cables are busted! Oh-Oh. SO, what do they do? They say," oops.
I guess if we give a little back they'll spend it and BOOST the economy!"
Woo! Hoo! Gona bye me a condo...
I GOTTA find me some GOLD! I want REAL MONEY! Buy an ounce of gold. No wait, an ounce of gold is worth MORE than the refund!!!

Ethel! What are we gonna do?

Buy a metal detector and FIND the gold with it? Well DUH!

So here we are folks! Flush with incredible shrinking Fedi-money and ready to literally, and figuratively, spend our futures finding REAL MONEY.
(The Founding Fathers would be proud of us!)

Ain't America Great? You gotta love this place to live here!

[EPC Guy]

IF I get any sort of refund - it goes to off-set my new DFX...if no refund - I guess I'll have to wait a while before I buy any new toys!

[EBCIII]

My refund has come and gone. Paid a few bills, Beale.

['E']

Mine is sitting in my savings acct, will use it for my trip to Ind this summer to see my family, of course a lot of it will get spent on my mom spoiling her taking her out to eat, Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse, etc.