Change of pace-Osama

[warsawdaddy]

When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison
followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

[Wyatt Earp]

That's a good one......how about this one...a little off-color...but most have heard much worse. I tried to clean it up.

Bin Laden was walking through the barren, mountainous countryside in Afghanistan and happened upon an old brass oil lamp....which naturally he rubbed, making a genie appear. She told him she would need to grant him just a single wish to be able to remain outside of the bottle. If he did not make a wish, she would have to remain in the bottle for eternity. Bin Laden didn't care one bit about the genie's fate. Camels are higher than women in that societal structure...but the genie nagged him until at last he relented.

He said "OKay, OKay already......I want to wake up in the morning with 3 American women". The genie said to Bin Laden...."and so shall it be...your wish is granted"

The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbit, and Hilary Clinton. His knees were broken, his "special purpose" was gone, and he had no heath insurance.....

The "special purpose" part is a reference to Steve Martin' s "the Jerk"....I had to make it clean enough for public consumption.

Wyatt

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