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Old 12-15-2006, 08:13 AM
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If I offend anyone I am apologizing in advance. I just got this emailed to me and I thought it was so funny. Hery to dealwith telemarketers.

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Old 12-15-2006, 06:40 PM
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That is totally hilarious!!! That seems to have really gotten that telemarketer wishing he had another job!!! So Funny!
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Old 12-15-2006, 06:45 PM
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JoAnne, thats pretty dang funny. I wish i could think that fast when they call me.
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Old 12-16-2006, 06:33 AM
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SORRY BUT THAT PROGRAM WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD ON MY COMPUTER. But I've got another story! My son who is in High School tells them, He would buy their product if they buy his. He sells various items to benefit the H.S. Football Team. His spiel 1st. They usally hang up!!! Of course, this is all hogwash, we have no benefit drive for the football team. But if they do want to make a donation, he gives them the name of the local Football Coach who can use it for various new items for the team. Some School Districts have really cut back on what they provide the teams!!! JOE
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:07 AM
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Great one
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:24 PM
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When one of these slimeballs calls, I tell him that the owner just stepped outside, and to hold on while I get him. Then I set the phone down and never return!

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Old 12-22-2006, 11:29 PM
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Someone at work gave this to me a couple weeks ago. One word to describe it: BEAUTIFUL!!!

I would pay to see the callers face while this call was going on.

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Old 12-23-2006, 06:33 AM
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It loaded just fine for me. The two officer on duty with me here where ROTFLTAO Thanks for the smiles Doug
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