The Shoplifter

bill(de) · #1 (**permalink**) 01-21-2007, 11:03 AM

Lady gets caught shoplifting a Can of Peaches at the local market and must appear in court.

At her hearing the judge asks the lady " How many peaches were in the can" ?. The lady answers " I believe 7 Your Honor " Judge responds " 7 peaches.... Hmmmm ... Ok 7 days days in jail , one for each peach".

After hearing the sentence the husband chimes in " Your Honor,she also stole a can of Peas".

l38ranger · #2 (**permalink**) 01-21-2007, 11:08 AM

thats a good one bill...

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