Winter Blond
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches
up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on
the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the
trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she
says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly
gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks
on her window, and after she lowers it, he says..."Hi, my name
is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK!"
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