Does anyone else do this..Am I weird?

#42
Worm stories

If your wierd, so are the rest of us.

Last time I was stationed in Japan (1982) as Staff NCO's we were allowed to have private phones in our quarters. A long time friend of mine and I both did this. Some time later a JN I was dating was laughing at him for how he answered his phone. When I inquired why, she explained that instead of saying Mooshy-mooshy which is a common way of saying the equivalent of hello on the phone in Japan (phonetically approximate spelling) he was saying Mushy-mushy which means worms-worms.

So now who's wierd?

Joe
 
#43
TQ hunt 08'

Whos gonna fry the worms for the buffet?.... I DONT volunteer... but i have eat worse on a dare in college... so if the money is right or the SHINE is smooth enough... i might try one.... wait ...I aint in college any more... it will take money AND shine....
 
#44
Worms

This is one of the biggest post on TQ and guys it is all about worms.:rofl: I guess that makes us all weird.:grin: Bill at TQ hunt 08 I volunteer to cook the worms for you. I am nice to my worms, I take them Fishing. Of course I don't tell them their going to be bait. :eek:
 
#47
Well I love to fish and they make for great bait. So it would depend if I was in the mood to fish I would keep them if not I would burry them back in the soil.:grin:
 
#48
Worm cruelty

maybe if i become more sensitive to the worms needs they will go easier on me when its their turn.... can any one say "pushing up Daisies while takin a dirt nap"

they probably wont like me though.... meats to tuff and i probably taste a lil gamey
 
#54
Not All Gristle

theres a good bit of fat in here as well....and to hear my wife tell it.... its most of my head.. she told me the fastest way to get rid of ugly fat would be to loose my head....LMAO....
 
J

julieburger

Guest
#56
All right Big Bill it was your job to keep the worms happy but you dropped the ball. Now those danged worms are hiding all my silver coins (course they hid em before this too). So get your big flotation device to work and give me some new worm info.
 

Kentfb

Active Member
#57
Bill may be busy so I found these.
Worm Jokes

When you want to get really good and grubby, try out our new worm jokes. We’ve got a whole can of worm jokes to help keep you and your friends laughing all day!

Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Q. What do worms leave round their baths? A. The scum of the earth.
Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world? A. Global Worming.
Q. Why did the worm cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What kind of worm do you use for math? A. An Inch Worm
Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield? A. He was going in one ear and out the other.
Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!
Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far? A. It gets in-dig-estion
Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant? A. Big holes in your garden.
Q. What is the best advice to give a worm? A. Sleep late!
Q. How do you stop the Blob from eating worms? A. Give him a good slug.
 
#58
thanx for keepin this one alive

i am so sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrry for dropping the ball on this one ..... this is a good post and yes we need to keep it alive just for humor...thanx for remindin me
 

EPC Guy

TQ Ambassador
#60
Bill may be busy so I found these.
Worm Jokes

When you want to get really good and grubby, try out our new worm jokes. We’ve got a whole can of worm jokes to help keep you and your friends laughing all day!

Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which? A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Q. What do worms leave round their baths? A. The scum of the earth.
Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world? A. Global Worming.
Q. Why did the worm cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide.
Q. What kind of worm do you use for math? A. An Inch Worm
Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield? A. He was going in one ear and out the other.
Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!
Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far? A. It gets in-dig-estion
Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant? A. Big holes in your garden.
Q. What is the best advice to give a worm? A. Sleep late!
Q. How do you stop the Blob from eating worms? A. Give him a good slug.
LMAO! These are so terrible - they're funny!
 
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