Does anyone else do this..Am I weird?

I pull them out of the plug and (CAREFULLY) place them on the sidewalk. When I'm done with my hunt I go back and check on them. If they are nice and crispy,(Only on hot days)I pretend I am a champion soccer player and kick them all the way to my car.
I it is very difficult but i think so that is not a much difficult every dark night is followed by a bright sunny day. So, patience and attention is required and things will be fruitful in near future