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  1. LizardsKeep

    LizardsKeep Well-Known Member

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    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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    That's a world mystery
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    LizardsKeep Well-Known Member

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    Better yet is how do they keep it between the lines
    when doing it behind the wheel
    scary
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    re yer first ponderism, it's because there is a direct corelation between the ocular muscle and the one around the mouth..or so i've been told
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    Mascara .... that is
    when putting on mascara behind the wheel
    just thought
    that ahhh
    I would just ahhhh kinda clear that up a little
    :doh:
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    You ever seen them talk with their mouth shut:lol::wave:
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    Ever hear of the 'evil eye' or 'The LQQK'?
    lol
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    Eileen can cut a grown man to shreads at 15 paces with her tongue.

    :yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes:​
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    I dunno. I am lucky I guess. Kandi stays in her bathroom and puts on the "war paint' Beale.
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    She's gonna get you for that brother.
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    :rofl:
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    Chapstick

    That's all I use.
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    I'd be interested to hear what some of our fine, beautiful TQ ladies have to say about this "powder keg" thread!:rofl:
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    Lol

    BTW...I am female and I don't get why gals gotta put those colored chemicals on their face waiting for it to eventually deteriorate their skin cells...
    Beauty is from within and shines better than a ton of goop on your face.
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    Lol 2



    Ohhhhh...my opinion is from an UOH aka Ugly Old Hag..lol
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    My wife dosen't use any facial makeup. She don't need it at all. Me on the other hand :yikes: I look like someone lit my face on fire, and tried to put it out with a hammer. :rofl:
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    LizardsKeep Well-Known Member

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    That's why they call me
    Lizard
    LOL
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    If con is the opposite of pro,
    is congress
    the opposite of progress?

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    No fair sneaking in another Lizardism in the same thread. :doh:
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    Yeah! What were you thinking anyway.:rofl:

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