Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Floridabill, Aug 14, 2010.
GOOD MORNING TQ!!
Oh, look at the purdy buffer flies out side.
Hi Kevin, how much property do you own now ? You will have to change your location soon on your avatar.
I bet you did alot of research before moving. I want to move, do you have room LOL
Another Fine day in the Land of Disenchantment. Waiting for some parts to come in from China. Ordered a new USB Oscilloscope too.
Finally got my mower fixed so tomorrow will be mowing the weeds. Getting so tall its hard to find the house.
Ya need a goat.
14,000 btu, a/c taken out of the window,
Signed release on Apartment. If I'm out of my apartment by July 31st, I save on not having to pay the rent for August.
The only cellphone service that works where I'm moving to,, is Verizon. I have AT&T. Today I switched over to Verizon and bought a new phone.
Picked up a prescription for anti-biotics just in case my bronchitis comes back around.
Putting the final few boxes on the truck for the ride back to Pennsylvania tomorrow. Yep,, it was a busy day, but now I am LAST.
Safe Trip ATW!~
20 years with my wife
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes I do." she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes I remember."
"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes I do", she replied.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."
Safe travels Windman!
While I'm at it ... LAST!
Ya'll best be diggin' somethin' good, and I don't mean boogers! There's an echo in the halls and it's kinda spooky. I'm even beginin' to miss them strange comments by Digs, Windman, hf, and other malcontents. Even that strange order left by hoser on occasion didn't LAST!.
I am still reading.
Ha ! Emmm This one reminds me of when I was in the Hospital a May 2015.
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old lady in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me chit."
07:05 MST ROLL CALL !
In Africa, every morning a gazelle awakens knowing that it must outrun the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive.
Every morning, a lion wakes up knowing it must run faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
Moral of the story:
It makes no difference whether you are a gazelle or a lion: When the sun comes up, you had better be hauling BUTT!
This will be my last post this morning.
No one ever does a LAST post.
WOW a whole day has gone by and there are no new posts for me to read. The hallways are definitely echoing my keyboard strokes. I know its hot enough to melt Satan's toenails but geeze, someone got to be doing something around here. Got half the bills paid and will do the other half tomorrow. Now going to attempt to cut some more grass.
Hey everyone, been real busy. Scooted into town to pick up some stuff. Had a little scare. My credit card was rejected. Paid cash after holding up the line. Called Capitol One, and they said the error was on their part. They gave me points for the $69 dollars I would have earned and a whole bunch of opologies. The people who were waiting in line behind me,, gave me a whole bunch of dirty looks.