"you May Be Country If"

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you could be a "redneck" if three of your dogs have better looking teeth then you do...........and you only own two dogs ! :tongue:
you might be country if

you assembled that very swing set in your living room and fouht it out the door to put in the front yard. (it was to cold outside so i assembled the whole thing in my living room and folded the legs on it so sheri, a friend and my self could squeeze it out the living room door.)
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the
country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be
considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered:

"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a
creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to
protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!


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Great Story

And thinking along those lines...What about all the Drug problems today !

When I was a youngster I had a Drug Problem too. I was Drug to church every Sunday, I was Drug to Family outings, picnics and reunions, I was Drug out the door every morning to School, I was Drug to the Principals office by the teacher when I did wrong and then I was Drug to the woodshed by my Dad and give what for ! If people today had the kind of Drug problems I had the World would be a much better place !:bthumb:
You just might be country if....

You just might be Country if:

Your favorite form of entertainment is slapping the bull on the backside and runnin' like all get out....

You just might be Country if'n there are more cars up on blocks than on wheels in your drive...

You just might be County if'n your definition of CRACK is what Bubba is showin' awhen he bends ova...

Y'all post a spell now ya hear...

:cussing: Rednecks!!!! :rofl:


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If you know how to really appreciate sitting inside with your feet up to a wood stove and watching it snow outside along with watching the deer and turkey in the back yard.:smile:
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