Spam Is explained...

[EPC Guy]

Oh, that is great! Your title should be: Dr. Buster ShD. (Doctorate in Spamology)!

[rip]

So how much spam can I get for one cheesecake or do I need cake to get my spam and is spam like spanish silver were you have 1/2 spam's one spam's two spam's and pillar of spam or an 8 spam Also can I eat spam with green egg's

[Buster]

Rip, This is how to eat Spam..This is the story of another satisfied Spam customer...Buster.... .

Green Eggs and Spam

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and Spam?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and Spam.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and Spam.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!


I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE

I do not like
green eggs
and Spam!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and Spam!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and Spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

[anne]

I declare that Busters BRAIN is Fried..............with Green Eggs and Spam.

[Cash1977]

Buster-
You're a good guy, and a friend of mine, but you have problems...

Happy Spam...I mean Hunting!

[Dugday]

Originally Posted by Bryan Jon

That is too funny.
I am not partial to spam though.

I like mine fried.........!

[Hawk]

Thought you all would be interested in Buster's interview with CNN:

Reporter: Tell us Buster, how do you plan to spread the word on spam?
Buster: Well, I got me some good friends on Treasure Quest (TQ) and I figure if I can convert them to spam.....heck......the rest of the world will follow.
Reporter: How will you follow through with this?
Buster: Well, first off, I'm going to appoint myself Chief Chef at any of the TQ outings.
Reporter: Buster, aren't those outings geared toward metal detecting?
Buster: Hey buddy, were talkin' about spam here. They may think they're coming to detect, but it's all about the spam, brother.
Reporter: How do you intend to make everyone like spam?
Buster: They won't have any choice. It's on the menu for breakfast, lunch, and supper.
Reporter: Won't they get sick of it?
Buster: Not if I can help it! You can do so much with spam.
Reporter: I find that hard to believe.
Buster: "Spam is the fruit from a can. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, spam-kabobs, spam creole, spam gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, there's pineapple spam, lemon spam, coconut spam, pepper spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam salad, spam and potatoes, spam burger, spam sandwich." There's no way anyone could ever get sick of it.
Reporter: Well....there you have it folks......Buster is definitely a man on a mission!...................Hey Buster....pass me another piece of spam.....

[gordiesgirl]

[rip]

Soooooo....How much spam would a woodchuck slam if a woodchuck could slam spam ?

[Buster]

Hawk..That was way cool...That would only happen in my dreams...Buster...

Rip, this is not a wood chuck, but will it do...It has eaten a lot of Spam...Buster...