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Old 11-09-2009, 11:06 AM
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Got this from a friend of mine..Chuck.....
1.A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 98 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck
happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

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Old 11-09-2009, 11:18 AM
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That wasgood Buster, and oddly enough every one of them is exactly true.
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:32 AM
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Like my father used to tell me "If it's not one thing, it's another". Some really good ones there, Mate.
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:40 AM
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Pretty funny Buster....
but Chuck Norris' round house kick to the face is faster than light and dark.
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:45 AM
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Those are ALL excellent!
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:51 AM
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Wow! That's great.
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good stuff right there!
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:17 PM
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I like all of them! Good stuff Buster!
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:29 AM
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good post Buster. thats a more realistic perspective.
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Wonder what your friend says about you Buster?
I am sure it wouldn't be in that catagory but something brilliant and good as cheesecake.
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